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I'm leaving the pony fandom;
I'm done with all the gossiping and the bitching,
The back-stabbing and the gender-switching
Between people who pretend they're something
They're not. [5]

I'm getting out of the fandom;
I'm sick of its porn and its gore,
Its darker side and its desire for more
To join the herd of egotistical pricks
Like them. [10]

I'm tired of this fandom;
I'm bored by endless proverbs and morals,
By the puffed-up glands of internet quarrels
Of who loves and tolerates in greater amounts
And wins. [15]

I've had it with this fandom;
I'm hateful towards drama and exaggeration,
Towards those who react to every situation
That comes about and fucks with their next
Great idea. [20]

I've given up with this fandom;
I'm leaving DeviantArt and deactivating my account,
Leaving behind my reputation and getting out
Of this mess of a culture of childish
New-borns. [25]

Well, I'm still in this fandom;
I decided to give it another shot,
Because without the bitching and the clop
Culture, and the drama and the preaching
That surrounds me like vultures, [30]
I have nothing to complain about,
Which doesn't suit me well.
This is directed towards every brony who has ever threatened to leave the MLP fandom, only to pussy out. However, it's also something of a personal sentiment.

Want more satire about bronies? Check out some of these:

There's a Hole in my Lyra (Down Below) "Written from the Venerable Earl... to the concerned party,

It has come to my attention that with grave discourse many have seemingly adopted a negative stance towards the recent pony plush-toy range with the custom-cut vagina. I contend that such a plush has every right to exist and that those negatively disposed towards it are failing to see the multitudinous benefits to its existence. Firstly, and with the greatest of importance, may I add, I strongly argue that this plush-toy is no less acceptable than any other erotic image or work of fiction designed with the primary objective of helping a brony to reach a satisfying climax. In fact, I
An Admonition to the Reluctant Clopper By drawing out his fleshy tool,
He half-invites to be taken for a fool,
When reluctance fails to help him repent,
Nor escape from his practice of personal torment.
By crying loud for help to avoid this lewdness, [5]
He opts for the route of faithful shrewdness;
To give up clopping, he says with sincerity,
Would help return to a previous prosperity.
His life oft-regarded for such a precious thing,
Now amorously enslaved by the hopeless sting [10]
At the tip of his member when he surfs for smut,
And suffocates himself for sexual glut.
Resolutions on the cusp of every New Year
Fail to draw him from his state of despair:
The Great Fandom Debate I was on the internet in Springtime in a very secluded corner when I heard an obsessive and an abstainer holding a great debate. Their argument was fierce, passionate, and vehement, sometimes sotto voce, sometimes loud; and each of them swelled with rage against the other and let out all their anger, and said the very worst they could think of about the other's character, and especially they argued strongly against each other's passion.

The abstainer began the argument in the corner of a forum and perched on a high pedestal---there was plenty of distance around it--- behind an impenetrable thick wall. He was all the happier because of the wa
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Sergeant-Sunflower Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
I left the fandom. And I'm DAMN proud of it. =3
TheReal-Ink-Stain Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Student General Artist
As long as more bronies accept people rather than shun them the fandom will prosper for as long as time, im staying in the fandom no matter what. It doesnt matter to me if people do what they wanna do E.g. Clop or whatevs... But there will always be people who stay in the fandom, and continue to love and tolerate their brothers and sisters that they knew since the beginning. 
darknessthehedgehog3 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
i swear some bronies make me want to quit but i know there's good one's out there.I just have a problem with the bronies that say that they are loveing and careing till you say one of those two clopper or furry then they are nothing but hateful.I had a good friend on youtube that was hacked by a brony cause he happened to be a furry that was into the show and then that brony started to hurras me just for defending him.
MasterVule Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm porn and gore really piss me off.  But I will never leave. I will always like MLP. And I will never leave because of some kids that like to jerk off to magical ponies.
BMagnum Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
I am considering leaving the fandom.
Generation three was sub par, and with the Alicorn scandal, and with Hasbro once again deciding they're better than the writers of the damn show... I doubt I will make it past the first two episodes of season 4. The only foreseeable thing is the sheer chaos that will entail.
Silvermoonthewolf Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm going to leave but I'm gonna give this alicorn Twilight a chance :3
Sky-Silkwind Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
It was true.
I just left the fandom (Febuary 20,2013)
Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Might wanna change your icon.
912photoshopking Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
moduz94 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student Artist
I actually quit because Hasbro is going to ruin the show, wich is why this fandom was created to begin with

first Lauren left (ouch)
then Hasbro is promoting it's toys in the show itself....that's pretty lame to be honest and I'm sure this is only the beginning, so I quit now when things are still nice and I don't even want to see the Coronation episode, because even if it's good and the writers are awesome as always, the point of her transformation is always the same = sell toys.
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