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Cease and Desist, Online Bronies!"Cease and Desist, Online Bronies!"

The two words that bronies fear above all,
Making them a target for hunting's sake.
One after another they drop and fall,
Leaving a trail of brony-tears in their wake.

Then two bronies eager to quote the law,
(Threatening dreams of courthouses and bench)
Start their internet search and declare war,
Quoting vacuous facts from where and whence.

The first, with an authoritative eye,
Spreads leg to his foe by building his wall;
Mantles word from an informed alibi;
Clears throat and offers the following drawl:

"Hasbro, play the fair hand;
A year and a half has gone up in smoke!
I wasn't making a p
An Enterprise: The Brony Thanks-To-You ProjectA Short Enterprise: The Brony Thanks-To-You Project; Or, The Pocket-Book Misgivings of an Industrious Assembly.

From the perspective of the Right Honourable Diffuser of Situations Grave.



Pleasing as it is to the court of fine peers, I bid good passing that eyes are directed away from licentious misgivings of communication to a universal act of decency. Forwarding this matter, to the public entity of best intentions, I relay the pending program of diffusion; that I shall, with all good and fair-chosen morals, launch a campaign of acceptance, and it shall be called the Brony Thanks-To-You Project, which will, accordingly, boast produc
There's a Hole in my Lyra (Down Below)"Written from the Venerable Earl... to the concerned party,

It has come to my attention that with grave discourse many have seemingly adopted a negative stance towards the recent pony plush-toy range with the custom-cut vagina. I contend that such a plush has every right to exist and that those negatively disposed towards it are failing to see the multitudinous benefits to its existence. Firstly, and with the greatest of importance, may I add, I strongly argue that this plush-toy is no less acceptable than any other erotic image or work of fiction designed with the primary objective of helping a brony to reach a satisfying climax. In fact, I
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CrownePrince Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Funny, someone linked me to this after something I posted. It's kind of the opposite of what I was critiquing. In this story, the male fandom drags the character down by refusing her freedom, power, and transformation. (At least, this is what I get from a once over.) My post was that regardless of the fandom, the character is transformed into a princess despite what her wishes might have been, thereby fulfilling an annoying need to craft female characters as princesses and create unrealistic expectations for girls to live up to.

I just laughed when I saw the links were to you, because I thought - hey! At least someone knows how to point people to a guy with the ability to make an argument.

I like that with the posts you've made about this whole dividing issue, you ask a question instead of make a comment. It's good people skills as well as good conflict-resolution skills to ask certain kinds of questions to get people's thoughts rather than their rage.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Oh, thanks buddy! Sorry for the late reply on this - I'm incredibly disorganized and didn't realise you'd commented. While my opinion on the matter is probably known by this point, I like to see how people are rationalizing the 'other' side of the debate. I like to know what people have to say about a matter, and when people are 'raging' about something, it's important to try and diffuse the situation (or at least find out why people are angry), rather than launching into an opinionated assault.
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MementoTwilight Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I understand this is satire, but I'm not sure if this actually reflects your thoughts on the whole alicorn Twilight thing, which this is obviously referencing, or if it's something that has to do with sexism and stuff.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
A bit of both, really!
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hpuff Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I love this piece of satire so damn much!
I read it the day that you linked me to it (amoungst other things in your gallery) but haven't replied until now, sorry ^^;
Actually you really inspired me with this to write a MLP fan...comic which I went a made a tumblr for yesterday 'ask twliciorn'. Ironically a few hours later the announcement was made XD

Anyway back to this... I seriously can't express in words how fantastically you compared this to sexism and depicted the brony as a 'controlling husband' type character. It's a really clever idea and it works fantastically! I love the question it ultimately raises, for even a children's cartoon, which is 'What if Twilight Sparkle wants this?' Would the 'Twilight is best pony' fans really want her not to achieve her dream?
I couldn't not write a fic on the idea, hope that cool with you >w<
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Oh, that's really cool! Link me up to your Tumblr/this fan-comic thingy-ma-bob. I'm interested to see it.

I'm really glad you liked the satire. Recently I've been talking a lot with the lovely :iconhinoraito:, who feels very strongly about how females are depicted in this fandom. We both take issue with how bronies are seen as being males and are frequently described as being male in the media, and therefore this satire was born out of that general sort of discussion. You are very right: if the character wants the change, who are people to hold them back? Naturally, it does tie in with the 'controlling husband' aspect on a different level, so it's good that you can appreciate that.

Anything is cool with me, friend! Take care!
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hpuff Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I remember when I first got into MLP and I proudly told my brony friends "I'm a brony too!" and their immediate response was "Don't you mean pegasister?" ...I don't like that term. XD
It's almost as though there's some low-level sexism generally in the fandom, ironic being a show for little girls.. Although, that's not to say that I believe that all bronies are sexist ^^;

My tumblr is still under construction but I made it 'live' asap since the announcement, so bare with me there... [link]
I'm going to be including a male character who will be a representation of the brony 'character' you've written about here, since I figured I'd undoubtedly have anti-twilicorn 'questions' (which, in fact, I've already gotten!). He's not central to the plot I have planned though >w<
Thanks again for giving me the inspiration for it though!
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
That's some very nice art you've used on the Tumblr! I don't use Tumblr myself, but if you ever feel like showing me a picture you've made for it, or anything you think I'd like to see, then by all means note me/leave me a message on my page and I'll be happy to check it out.

There is a sense of low-level sexism permeating the fandom. I've had plenty of questions from females in the fandom who have been told they can't be bronies, which I find disheartening. Bronies are breaking no gender boundaries when they're alienating females.
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Roseprincess1 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Ok.. I am not sure if i hate this or like it.
First off... when you read it the first time it sounds like a guy just not wanting his beloved character to change..
ok I'm down with that.
But upon a second reading ... it seems to me a lil' more sexist.
Like he is not only saying that "Hey I love you the way you are .. you dont have to change"
but he is also saying "I love you like this and if you have to change and cant control it.. or want to change to get something different or better out of life ... then I'm going to leave you high and dry."
It rather reminds me of the boy friend I had in junior college .. who did that exact thing. I got accepted into the 4 year program and he didn't ... he tried every one under the sun.. from being nice to being a bastard... to convince me that i was better off NOT "Growing wings" to speak.
It seems to me that while I can understand a person, or a fan, not wanting change... that you are placing limits on something you love.
I have to warn you friend, you do that with any woman, real or imagined, human or unicorn, When the change DOES happen...and IT WILL... your going to loose her because your to bloody selfish to accept that they have the right to be living beings and grow and develop as they see fit.
If it's a real girl... and you refuse to accept her change.. she's going to do what I did. She's going to turn around and walk out on you because ... while you can love her the way she is.. you cant love her the way she has to be.
IF its Twilight Sparkle... your going to loose her to because your too bloody narrow minded to accept her and the paths that her character take.

SO I have to offer you this advice... if you can't handle your woman having "Wings", if you can't take the fact that she changes and may need to fly... Then may you never really loved her at all.
Think about it.
RP
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
It's satire.
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Roseprincess1 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
well ok.. its still rather unflattering to the male character.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
That's the point.
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Roseprincess1 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
ahhhh...
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xXmocha-sundaeXx Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is truely amazing :3
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DiddyJakal Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
I think they're trying to justify the Alicorn Twilight mistake on that one poster a while back.
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PierLuc111 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
give lyra hands instead , thats something she wants lol.
They're running out of ideas for episodes already...good thing there was not 26 lol...i miss S1 and S2's purity.
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Timerifts Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope she stays a unicorn ;A;
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LaraTheKitsuneCub Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student General Artist
I like alicorn twilight sparkle.. o.o..
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blushingmoonwisp Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wings or no wings I don't see the big deal. Open yours eyes and look at life from a different perspective.
Its satire, right. got it.
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peppercalicokitten Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I like it
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Proffor Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
What is this doing in :icontmnt2012:? Why? I mean, isnt there enough MLP:FIM groups to put this in without trying to submit it to other groups. Leave TMNT groups alone and keep it to Bronies groups.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Sigh.

Someone in your group requested it and I pushed accept. The fault lies with your group:

[link]

See the 'From TMNT2012' in the top right? There are clearly some structural problems in your group. Sort them out and stop being a tool.
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Proffor Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I wonder who's doing it... Everyone's getting really upset about it.

Thanks for the info. I didn't know it was someone in the group.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I saw that someone requested ~XxH3LLOxKiMCHixX's Totoro Pot into your group as well. I know that both my Twilight Sparkle thing and that Totoro Pot were in 'most popular in 24 hours' yesterday, so it seems that someone went through the most popular deviations and submitted them to your group. That's all the information I can give. Good luck finding out whoever might be doing it.
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Proffor Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks. For a while it was a lot of Sonic and Amy artwork being submitted the the group. Its because the group is on Auto-accept.
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CYANlDE Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist
claps
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evangelian007 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
On one hand I think the idea of Twilight becoming an Alicorn might be a bit silly and a bit Mary sue-ish.
On the other hand it might be sweet and kind of beautiful. Because she would have reached her full potential.
That's just me.
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Team-Friction Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
To the character depicted in this poem, I say: Mann up, you freaking wuss.
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Vashkunthestampede Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So.....if I read this right....."They're messing with my favorite MLP pony so I'm gonna go kill myself. This was a suicide note all along." Wow that's a little morbid.
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Cruel-Quillish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It doesn't really seem to flow very well, in my opinion. The words used sounded a little bit boring to me. Really, it just sounded like everyone else's whining about Twilight growing wings without any really unique aspects.
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I don't know if you realised this but it appears to be mocking the people who do whine about that :D
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Cruel-Quillish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's not the point. It didn't flow well. Satire or not, it still has many flaws.
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:iconxdescending-passionx:
I had a quick look at some of your literature xD

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When this is the sort of thing you put out I find it amusing that you tell other people their work doesn't flow well :D Just my opinion.
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Cruel-Quillish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am perfectly aware that my literature lacks flow. That's why I try to improve myself and value other people's opinions. If you could give me some examples of what to improve, I'd appreciate it. Although I will add that it was, as it says in the title, 'just a thought'. Thank you for digging into my literature as to try and find a way to bring me down though, I appreciate that.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
It's a satire.
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Cruel-Quillish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know, but it just didn't seem to flow well.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Of course not - it's barely poetry.
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Cruel-Quillish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
True enough. Well, I guess the fact that it still strikes me as poetry is a good thing, right? X3
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eeveeon22 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I...don't know what just happened.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Neither do I!
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Mimi-the-Skitty Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Stupid complainers. People shouldn't judge something before it even happened. :/
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ponponpon12 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Whoa :3 that's awesome.....
Nice twilight
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ponponpon12 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Whoa :3 that's awesome.....
Nice twilight
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
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Go and let the artist know you like it.
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Frijolero92 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
kinda reminds me on a theory about evil i once heard.
evil can be defined as anything that defies what we believe in
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sunnytheangel Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
beautiful twilight
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
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Here is a link to the full version. You should let the artist know how much you like it!
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SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Stop bitching and accept the story for how it will end up.
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Bumsy Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I personally welcome Alicorn Twilight. Would be interesting to see how she deals with her new power and how it'll affect her friends and family.
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Cuddlepug Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
The potential is definitely vast.
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